roflmao XD XD
I dont know much about kitties, but funny as hell!
"Is X on your bar" is claw, no feral druid should use it as they have mangle. In fact no level 80 druid of any spec should need to use it, ever.
The trash one is
Swipe (cat).
The mangle bot part is because kitty DPS is murdered by not having
mangle up on the boss at all times, bleed damage is a massive part of cat DPS. Only one mangle is needed though so if there's a bear tanking the cats shouldn't need to mangle at all, if there are multiple cats one of them is designated the mangle bot while the other gets to do the higher damage (mangle is far less damage per energy than shred so the only reason you'd ever do it in a boss fight is for the debuff). What it fails to mention is that mangle doesn't stack with
trauma so if there's an arms warrior specced into that then no mangle bot is needed at all.
The "John Madden" bit is a reference to the sheer insanity of keeping track of everything and the amount of button mashing even if you do manage it, cat DPS is a twitch game and acknowledged by Blizzard as the toughest in WoW. Assuming you don't have a mangle bot...
1. Keep
savage roar up.
2.
Rip at 5 combo points.
3.
Ferocious bite at 5 combo points if the previous rip is still ticking.
4.
Tiger's fury at moments precisely calculated to maximise the DPS boost it gives you (reality check version: When you have less than 40 energy and it's not on cooldown).
5. Keep
mangle up.
6. Keep
rake up.
7.
Shred if nothing else needs attention.
You will, of course, notice how the two buffs, debuff, and two bleeds all have different timers just to keep things interesting.
Technical dissection aside, yes I found it funny
